I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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