You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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