North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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