Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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