Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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