i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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