What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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