I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
