oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm both gender and math confused
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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