so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
its not stalking. its research.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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