Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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