using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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