NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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