Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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