Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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