You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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