do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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