i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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