Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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