Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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