At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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