you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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