Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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