Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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