awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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