if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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