I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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