You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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