Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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