Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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