loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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