i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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