So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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