With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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