Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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