she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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