Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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