my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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