omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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