I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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