It's Friday. Sex?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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