She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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