I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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