Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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