She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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