I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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