great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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