she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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