your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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