2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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