Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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